When I was a kid I would eat those frozen corn dogs that come in packages of six. The goal while cooking it was always to try to stop the microwave right before the hotdog expanded and totally broke the breading apart, leaving you with a hot dog on a stick instead of a corn dog. Half the fun of eating these things was mixing together a giant pool of ketchup and mustard to completely soak the corn dog in. Seriously, I probably could've just eaten the mixture with a spoon. Company Burger offers a vastly improved corn dog, or "corn hog" experience. I just wouldn't have felt right soaking this one in unnecessary amounts of stuff from the red and yellow bottles on the table.
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